Joey was a little shy to write about this, so I, Miranda, am temporarily taking over this blog, and it's even for the 50th post!
We all decided to go to a sex show, like you have to do when you are in Amsterdam. We went to the same one that our O.A.T. recommended when we came here the first time and saw the cigar. There are eight different shows that you watch, and when it gets back to the show you started with, thats when you leave. So, after chugging the fourth drink that came with the ticket we were going to leave, when the lady on stage began looking in my direction. She must of been able to tell I had a few drinks in me, so she started to try to get me to go on stage for participation. With the help of the rest of our group, I decided to go, I was the 1st of 4 that she needed. After awhile she had talked Erin into getting on stage as well. The next was this little British girl, who looked at me and asked in fear, "What are we going to do?" I of course replied that we were going to be eating a banana... and her eyes got huge. So after the lady got a guy as the 4th, she had us all dance around stage (with a guy in a gorilla suit) before we all sat down on the stage and she turned to us, look off her underwear, peeled a banana and put it... Luckily, Erin was 1st, I was second, and thank god the guy was last, because at that point she ripped off all but a little of the banana and wrapped her legs around his head as he ate the last piece. I felt bad that Erin and Jeff didn't have a chance to see the cigar, but I think that this made up for it, and I was told if I need to make any extra money while in Amsterdam...
A note from Joey: In the interest of full disclosure I should mention that the banana was never actually put INSIDE anything (but it was pretty damn close to the "Danger Zone"). This was more of a naughty comedy act, than a parlor trick... Oh, the things we have done (and written about).
3 comments:
I dunno, I'm not sure that changes my mind about bananas... Close, but not quite sure...
"Sometimes a banana is just a banana"
Sigmund Freud
That's my daughter!!!!
i was going to say, "that's my little sister!" but apparently mom has already stolen my thunder.
in a completely unrelated note: if you two were still thinking of cruising through the land of zion on the way home, when do you think it would be? i was checking out some shows that are in town around the time i think you'd be stopping by and les claypool will be here on march 12th. just an idea. oh, and if isn't too much trouble (and luggage space) can you bring me home a shitload ($40 worth, by british standards) of tea home? you can throw it all in a ziplock bag to bring home; i don't need it in the original boxes/tins or anything. that should really throw those guys at customs off: "honestly, it's just a huge sack of tea!"
i am serious about the tea, though.
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