Cap'n Creepy

With 8.1 mega-pixels of photographic power available to me, I have noticed that small details of my photographs can be enlarged with little to no distortion. Take a look at the following photograph-

Just a normal pic of another busy Amsterdam street corner... right? Wrong! Look what happens when I zoom in a little closer-

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.... I was just as shocked as you. Go ahead and take a moment to really absorb what you are looking at before you read any further...
As you can see, the man I have dubbed "Cap'n Creepy" has invaded one of my photos (and he haunts me in my dreams, Freddy Kruger style). Who the hell is this guy? I hope he does not invade any of my other photo's-

Damn You, Cap'n Creepy! Why must you ruin my photos!. I will turn lemons into lemonade and make this a positive thing, by turning your image into an iconic black and white stencil graphic. I will then have this graphic turned into stickers and other merchandise (G-String thong underwear). I will sell these fairly priced items to my loyal readers for a healthy profit-

Also I will get really F'd up one night and and make a psychedelic Rasta inspired image of you, Cap'n Creepy. I will put this image on quality made tee-shirts perfect for men or women of all ages and sizes.

Take that! Picture poaching (and dream stalking) Captain creepy! One day when you run across an image of yourself on a tee-shirt worn by a drunken American (and his six drunken buddies), you will change your mind about invading my photographic space (and nightmares). (and you will most likely sue the crap out of me).

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