This photo speaks for itself, but it still needs a funny caption. Here's where you come in... Leave a comment with your funniest caption for this photo, if your comment is the funniest you will win the super prize of an Amsterdam salt & pepper shaker set!*
*Not valid in Alaska.Prize may be changed without prior notice.Salt & pepper shaker may be shaped like a penis.Funniest comment will be chosen by us... while drunk.Prices and participation may vary.sorry, no c.o.d's.Prize must be surrendered upon request.Limit one penis shaped salt & pepper shaker set per household.Requires enrollment in the "Genital shaped kitchen item of the month" club.Not for use with food.Not for any use.Salt & pepper not included.
UPDATE: THE CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED! THE WINNER IS..... WINNINGATMYOWNGAME! VIEW THE COMMENTS SECTION TO READ THE WINNING CAPTION.
9 comments:
Okay, it was left, right, right, left, then...shit...
1. Swim at your own risk.
2. Prepare to meet your maker.
3. No Eggs-it
4. Caution may cause pregnancy.
5. Hi Dad.
6. Sperm Crossing
7. Follow me to the Red Light District
Ok guys, the good news is I don't think were lost anymore. However, the bad news is I just did a head count, and were missing a few thousand of us.
Looks like the sperm bank for the 60ft.milkmaid
Discrimination of Alaska! Why not Hawaii, too? I have no funny comment for the sperm. At least it is not Homer Simpson' sperm.
no funny comment, but that sign is pretty awesome. i'm glad to see you guys are having a blast. also, apparently oma thinks you guys are dead. so now i can tell her that you're not!
Hey you guys wait up! Wait for me will you! I have done all my exercises faithfully, taken all my vitamin, but look at my buddies go I'll never catch them, I'll never get to that egg, never,neve, nev, ne...........
Gramie
"Don't let a black sperm cross your path."
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