Wednesday, January 30, 2008

5 reasons not to eat at FEBO

joeskar
For those who dont know, FEBO is fast food served from a coin-op toaster oven. It is the equivalent of eating at an American 7-11. Here are 5 reasons to avoid it.
5- Guy at front who keeps repeating "esctacy-cocaine".
4- Prostitutes on lunch break
3- Mild hallucinations
2- FEBO shits.
1- € 5,00 for a bacteria ridden Hot-Pocket!?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the fact that they want to make sure that you know your eating Febo, so they make sure all of the walls are made out of mirrors, and only give you one place to eat - standing by the wall - look at what your doing to yourself...

Anonymous said...

6. Just don't do it.
Never have, never will.....
Stick to the McDonald's and the place with about 30 different sauces to dip your awesome cone of fries in.
Also the little vendor that serves those ridiculously good little pancakes....
Hope you guys are doing well!
PeAcE

Anonymous said...

good call Jake! Too bad, they closed our sandwich place :,(
Also closed "iamsterdam" sign... And are planning to close Casa Rosso (the house of cigar smoking public fornicaters).